why?

no, seriously. why?

It feels pretty assured that there is, in fact, no tools on this site to orchestrate a high-income car-sex situation. So why click the link again?

Well, there's no easy way to say this, but the only reason left is that you are stupid. You simply lack the intelligence to work this one out, and as a result, you have mindlessly clicked the link again in hopes of your aimless virtual pickaxe-swinging yielding a diamond in the rough. Unfortunately, dogging is illegal, and do you know why? Because BIG BROTHER HATES SEX! Yes, that's right! Our corporate overlords cannot stomach the idea of you and the lads from your snooker club Eiffel Tower'ing Mrs. Roberts from Flat 6 whilst the vicar's wife looks on jealously from the vestry! God forbid we enjoy any carnal pleasures in this hyper-beige life of white-collar employment and zero-sugar fizzy pop! But there remains hope! We must march on parliament, and demand an immediate legalisation of outdoor bumsex! Contact us if you are interested, and together we can picket our local MP's front door until we get arrested and put on the register! Vive la resistance, and we will see you on the barricades!