We don't sell anything, and even if we did, we wouldn't sell it to you. No offence.
Plastic Bag Filled With Your Ex's Scent
Scientists agree that your olfactory sense is the most effective at recalling evocative imagery, and with this Plastic Bag Filled With Your Ex's Scent, you will see why. Any concerned thoughts as to just how we acquired a Plastic Bag Filled With Your Ex's Scent will drift away on the wind created by Your Ex's Scent, as it tantalisingly envelops your body, ethereal yet all too real. It almost feels like a hug...
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The Brexit Mug
It's a glorious mug. Ancient, but sturdy. It's half empty right now, but simply buy (in) and it will be delivered to you, in 3–3,000 business days, half full. That's a promise, and no Brexit-related promise has ever been broken. Bring it to your mouth, avoiding the deeply chipped edges, and sip. Mmmmm. That sugary-sweet nationalism sure tastes good, doesn't it? Have another gulp! This will surely sustain you through the hard times to come.
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A Pipette Filled With Orange Juice
Squirt it directly into your own eye.
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There are no items; there will be no items (until we sell out). For now, what this store is selling for you is what you want others to think of you by you liking it. You are the commodity.