Thought for the Day

I've had a wee thought.

A wee thought for the day, if you like.

You know how male politicians have those shoes?

Those remarkably pointy, clip-cloppy shoes?

This thought concerns them.

My theory is this:

The reason they wear those shoes is to mimic the sound and feel of the brutal 8" stilettos they wear in their drag alter egoes.

Those clip-clops and the pinch on their toes brings them a Pavlovian sexual arousal that keeps them awake when they're sat on the backbenches and can't do any more coke for risk of being photographed.

What do you think of that, then?

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